Georg Flegel
Lenten Supper of Carp´s Head, Guinea Fowl and Redcurrants
1610-20
The Harvesters (1623) Pieter Brueghel II (oil on panel)
Peacemakers who sow in peace raise a harvest of righteousness.
James 3:18 (NIV)
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I FOUND IT
THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIMEIt’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.
Just look at this shit.
If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.
Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”
Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.
The horse is stoned as hell.
Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.
Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.
Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”
Best painting ever.
THE FLYING BABY HEADS HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
wait where have I seen that Adam pose before…
oh
oh
Spit all over my screen
GUYS I AM IN A PUBLIC PLACE STOP IT!!!! I’M TRYING TO FUCKING HARD NOT TO LAUGH AND PEOPLE THINK I’M CRYING!!!
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Detail of Gian Lorenzo Bernini, The Rape of Proserpina, ca. 1622, Galleria Borghese, Rome
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I FOUND IT
THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIMEIt’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.
Just look at this shit.
If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.
Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”
Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.
The horse is stoned as hell.
Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.
Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.
Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”
Best painting ever.
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